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Meet Mort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/pre\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Hang. I Don't Hang Out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Mort. He showed up, he found a beam, and that is the end of his social itinerary. No follow-up. No \"we should do something soon.\" Just a bat, hanging, entirely at peace with the arrangement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis introvert bat shirt is a pre-emptive statement piece. It answers the question before anyone asks it, so you don't spend your evening explaining that you're not upset, not tired, not mad — just done. Wear it to the group dinner. Wear it to the office. Wear it to the party you already regret saying yes to. Nobody can claim they weren't warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMade for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. Also a dangerously good gift for the friend who answers every text with the same screenshot of their last text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOne sarcastic graphic tee. Zero further explanations. 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The cat will handle the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. 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