{"product_id":"funny-introvert-tee-mort-introvert-shirt-i-hang-i-dont-hang-out-teekop-copy","title":"Cancel Plans Shirt – On My Way to Not Show Up | Teekop","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description varsity-anxiety-vibe\"\u003e\u003cheader\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eCancel Plans Shirt – On My Way to Not Show Up | Teekop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"group\" aria-label=\"Code\" class=\"relative group\/copy bg-bg-000\/50 border-0.5 border-border-400 rounded-lg focus:outline-none focus-visible:ring-2 focus-visible:ring-accent-100\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"group\" aria-label=\"Code\" class=\"relative group\/copy bg-bg-000\/50 border-0.5 border-border-400 rounded-lg focus:outline-none focus-visible:ring-2 focus-visible:ring-accent-100\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cpre class=\"code-block__code !my-0 !rounded-lg !text-sm !leading-relaxed p-3.5\"\u003e\u003ccode\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop the cancel plans shirt for anyone who RSVP'd yes and meant no. Mort the bat, wings out, going nowhere. Oversized Comfort Colors tee, buttery-soft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/pre\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn My Way To Not Show Up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMort said yes. Mort meant it, briefly, three weeks ago, in a group chat, under duress. Now the day has arrived and Mort is technically in motion — wings fully deployed, direction: elsewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cancel plans shirt is for everyone who has ever typed \"omw\" while horizontal. Not because you don't like people. Because you already spent today's allotment of them, and the couch has been extremely patient with you. Wear it to the thing you're about to leave. Wear it to the thing you already skipped. Wear it as a warning label to your own calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMade for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. Also a dangerously good gift for the friend who answers every text with the same screenshot of their last text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOne sarcastic graphic tee. Zero further explanations. Add to cart — we won't ask why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot, thrift-store graphic style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eIronic Varsity \/ Meme Culture\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMort is on his way. He is not arriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. 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