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He didn't ask to be here either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome days you're a functional adult. Other days you're a raccoon at 2am with unresolved feelings and a shopping cart of things you don't need. This shirt is for the second kind of day — which, let's be honest, is most of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eVintage screen-print raccoon art in washed navy, rust and cream. Est. Feral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMade for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. 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