{"product_id":"im-just-here-for-the-snacks-threatening-aura-frog-tee","title":"\"I'm Just Here For The Snacks\" Threatening Aura Frog Tee","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description varsity-anxiety-vibe\"\u003e\n\u003cheader\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eProfessional Overthinker \/\/ Varsity Anxiety Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause your brain has 47 tabs open and you can't find where the music is coming from.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannel your inner trash panda with a satirical take on collegiate athletics for the undisputed champions of mental gymnastics. This Teekop exclusive is the official streetwear uniform for 3 AM doom-scrolling, drafting texts you'll never send, and romanticizing your existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot—a thoroughly stressed raccoon—rendered in a faded, thrift-store graphic style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eIronic Varsity \/ Meme Culture\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. Stop gatekeeping your neuroses and wear them like a badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48054100852977,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48054100885745,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48054100918513,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48054100951281,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48054100984049,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48054101016817,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48054101049585,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48054101082353,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_K_Hole_Sketch_Funny_img01.jpg?v=1776483951","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/im-just-here-for-the-snacks-threatening-aura-frog-tee","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}