{"product_id":"the-analog-soul-nostalgia-bait-tee","title":"The \"Analog Soul\" Nostalgia Bait Tee","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description theme-retro-irony\"\u003e\n  \u003cheader\u003e\n    \u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eThe \"Analog Soul\" Nostalgia Bait Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor flexing superior music taste while secretly letting the algorithm dictate your life.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/header\u003e\n  \u003chr\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eWelcome to the era of manufactured memories. The \"Analog Soul\" tee is premium nostalgia bait for a generation that's never had to aggressively rewind a jammed mixtape with a #2 pencil. It’s a made-to-order Teekop exclusive built for the chronically online who gatekeep \"vintage aesthetics\" while exclusively streaming compressed audio through their Bluetooth headphones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e A hyper-vibrant, retro-vector illustration of an unspooling cassette tape bleeding into neon waveforms. Pure ironic analog worship on a vintage-washed canvas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, vintage-washed, pre-shrunk, boxy fit for that thrifted-but-better silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing that won't fade or crack like your actual memories of the 90s.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton (Vintage Wash)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePseudo-Nostalgia \/ Retro Irony\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This artifact is strictly made-to-order, proving we respect actual sustainability more than you respect physical media. Flex your fabricated vintage era, dodge the digital noise, and keep gatekeeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48071764803825,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48071764836593,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48071764869361,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48071764902129,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48071764934897,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48071764967665,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48071765000433,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48071765033201,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_Analog_Soulr_music_img01.jpg?v=1776930187","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/the-analog-soul-nostalgia-bait-tee","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}