{"product_id":"the-blessed-but-stressed-artifact-tee","title":"The \"Blessed But Stressed\" Artifact Tee","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description ironic-doodle-theme\"\u003e\n\u003cheader\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eThe \"Blessed But Stressed\" Artifact Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eChasing stars while having a low-key panic attack.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA made-to-order masterpiece capturing the absolute duality of the modern vibe. You're highly favored, sure, but you're also deeply unwell and running purely on iced coffee and sheer spite. This is the ultimate anti-uniform for navigating toxic positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ironic, hand-drawn doodle aesthetics featuring a deeply distressed stick figure reaching for a sarcastically happy star. Peak mental health satire rendered in crisp minimalist line-art.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement on the right sleeve for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eIronic Satire \/ Existential Dread\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't let the cute little star graphic fool you. This drop is an artifact for the high-functioning anxious. We don't gatekeep burnout here. Throw this on and let the streets know you're barely holding it together, but making it look street-ready anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48071701954801,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48071701987569,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48071702020337,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48071702053105,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48071702085873,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48071702118641,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48071702151409,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48071702184177,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_Blessed_But_Stressed_Tshirt_img01.jpg?v=1776927846","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/the-blessed-but-stressed-artifact-tee","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}