{"product_id":"the-caffeinated-spite-stay-mad-artifact","title":"The \"Caffeinated Spite\" Stay Mad Artifact","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description stay-mad-vibe\"\u003e\n\u003cheader\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eThe \"Caffeinated Spite\" Stay Mad Artifact\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFueling your daily villain era with a fresh cup of indifference.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA masterclass in passive-aggression, engineered for those mornings when everyone else's existence is a mild inconvenience. This vintage-washed artifact channels the spirit of peak internet hater energy, allowing you to silently judge the room without uttering a single word. Sustainably made-to-order in our Brighton lab, because we care about the earth, just not the people on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Distressed pop-art aesthetics meet pure unapologetic spite. Featuring an unbothered, caffeinated amphibian and retro 'STAY MAD' typography. It's giving major 'sip tea and mind my business' energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, finished with a bespoke vintage charcoal wash. Pre-shrunk with a street-ready boxy fit that drapes perfectly over your apathy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing designed to age gracefully with the garment, adding to the authentic, lived-in vintage aesthetic without losing its bite.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility. Gatekeep this look from the locals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton (Vintage Wash)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePassive-Aggressive Vintage \/ Spite Core\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Protect your peace by weaponizing your wardrobe. The 'Stay Mad' frog isn't just a mood; it's a lifestyle. Let them project their insecurities while you sip your dark roast in absolute, undisturbed comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48071798948081,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48071798980849,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48071799013617,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48071799046385,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48071799079153,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48071799111921,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48071799144689,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48071799177457,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_Caffeinated_Spite_animal_img02.jpg?v=1776931570","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/the-caffeinated-spite-stay-mad-artifact","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}