{"product_id":"the-head-empty-dissociation-hoodie","title":"The \"Head Empty\" Dissociation Hoodie","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description theme-smooth-brain\"\u003e\n  \u003cheader\u003e\n    \u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eThe \"Head Empty\" Dissociation Hoodie\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe official uniform for smooth brain supremacy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/header\u003e\n  \u003chr\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eWhy overthink when you can simply not think at all? The \"Head Empty\" hoodie is the ultimate artifact for those days when your mental bandwidth is sitting at an absolute zero and the lights are completely off upstairs. It’s a made-to-order Teekop exclusive designed for the chronically overstimulated who have finally achieved total zen through absolute, unadulterated ignorance. Just pure vibes and dial tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e A stark, high-contrast minimalist sketch featuring a vacant-eyed feline experiencing dial-up internet in its brain. Pure dissociative pop-art.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ultra-Heavyweight Cotton Blend Fleece, pre-shrunk, drop-shoulder boxy fit designed to hide you from your responsibilities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing engineered to stay intensely white and crack-resistant, even if your reality is crumbling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo detailing for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eHeavyweight Cotton Blend Fleece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Drop-Shoulder Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eDissociation Core \/ Anti-Intellectualism\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This heavy-duty artifact is strictly made-to-order, which means we aren't contributing to the global waste crisis that you're currently trying not to think about. Stop manifesting, embrace the void, and let the hoodie do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48071770865905,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48071770898673,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48071770931441,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48071770964209,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48071770996977,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48071771029745,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48071771062513,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48071771095281,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_Head_Empty_hoodies_img04.jpg?v=1776930567","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/the-head-empty-dissociation-hoodie","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}