{"product_id":"the-unbothered-98-bootleg-artifact","title":"The Unbothered '98 Bootleg Artifact","description":"\u003carticle class=\"product-description vintage-bootleg-theme\"\u003e\n\u003cheader\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eThe Unbothered '98 Bootleg Artifact\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eZero drama. Infinite chill. Big rodent energy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"overview\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannel the absolute zen of the internet’s favorite unphased icon with this Teekop-exclusive bootleg artifact. Made-to-order for the aggressively chill, this faux '98 world tour tribute seamlessly blends heavy meme-culture with sustainable, street-ready aesthetics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"highlights\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e A pure 90s vintage rap-tee homage featuring a photorealistic capybara in shades, slapped with high-contrast, distressed \"UNBOTHERED\" and retro tour typography. It's ironic nostalgia printed loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaster-Grade Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy, capturing every gritty halftone to replicate that authentic vintage grail status.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Teekop Branding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"specifications\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eOversized \/ Boxy Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e90s Bootleg \/ Meme-Core Zen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cfooter class=\"directors-note\" style=\"margin-top: 25px; padding: 15px; border-left: 4px solid #333; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirector's Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e The world is literally burning, but the capybara simply does not care. We hijacked the aggressive 90s tour-tee aesthetic to act as your daily armor against the noise. Gatekeep your peace, rock the heavy cotton, and let the streets know you're strictly operating on a 'No Drama, Just Vibes' frequency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/footer\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"TeeKop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48071710703857,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48071710736625,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48071710769393,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48071710802161,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48071710834929,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48071710867697,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48071710900465,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48071710933233,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1752\/4977\/files\/Teekop_The_Unbothered_vintage_img02.jpg?v=1776928477","url":"https:\/\/teekop.com\/products\/the-unbothered-98-bootleg-artifact","provider":"Teekop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}