Rage Consumes Me Cat Shirt – Retro Angry Cat Tee | Teekop

Rage Consumes Me Cat Shirt – Retro Angry Cat Tee | Teekop

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$32.00 USD
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Rage Consumes Me Cat Shirt – Retro Angry Cat Tee | Teekop

Rage Consumes Me Cat Shirt – Retro Angry Cat Tee | Teekop

$32.00 USD
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  • Design by Teekop
  • Premium wash graphic tee
  • 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
  • Heavyweight
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Wider neck ribbing
  • Brilliant print quality
  • Ethically sourced garment
  • Made-to-order by Teekop
Description

Rage Consumes Me Cat Shirt – Retro Angry Cat Tee | Teekop

The shirt says RAGE CONSUMES ME. The cat looks, at most, deeply unimpressed. That's the whole point.

This rage consumes me cat shirt does the explaining so you don't have to. Neutral face getting misread again? Social battery quietly at 12%? The cat already filed the warning — in vintage etching, under a retro sunburst, where everyone can see it. No conversation required. That was the goal.

Unlike the soft-kitten version of this meme, ours went full retro: a hand-etched, gloriously done-with-everything cat that looks pulled off a 70s record sleeve.

Product Highlights

  • The Design: Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot, thrift-store graphic style.
  • Premium Canvas: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.
  • Master-Grade Print: High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.
  • Signature Teekop Branding: Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.

Specifications

Material 100% Heavyweight Cotton
Fit Oversized / Boxy Fit
Vibe Ironic Varsity / Meme Culture

Made for introverts, deadpan enthusiasts, anyone fluent in cat, and people whose rage is more theoretical than practical. Also an extremely safe gift for the friend you'd describe as "lovably menacing."

Add the rage consumes me cat shirt to your cart. The cat will handle the rest.

Director's Note: Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. Stop gatekeeping your neuroses and wear them like a badge of honor.

Size & Fit

The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Teekop. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Production & Shipping

Made to Order Just for You

This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order by Teekop. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.

Estimated Delivery Time

Shipping Method Rate Transit Time Total Delivery Time
Standard US Domestic $6.99 7 to 10 business days 8 to 13 business days
Priority US Domestic $9.99 3 to 5 business days 4 to 8 business days
Sustainability

All Teekop products come from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

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