Cancel Plans Shirt – On My Way to Not Show Up | Teekop

Shop the cancel plans shirt for anyone who RSVP'd yes and meant no. Mort the bat, wings out, going nowhere. Oversized Comfort Colors tee, buttery-soft.

On My Way To Not Show Up.

Mort said yes. Mort meant it, briefly, three weeks ago, in a group chat, under duress. Now the day has arrived and Mort is technically in motion — wings fully deployed, direction: elsewhere.

This cancel plans shirt is for everyone who has ever typed "omw" while horizontal. Not because you don't like people. Because you already spent today's allotment of them, and the couch has been extremely patient with you. Wear it to the thing you're about to leave. Wear it to the thing you already skipped. Wear it as a warning label to your own calendar.

Made for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. Also a dangerously good gift for the friend who answers every text with the same screenshot of their last text.

One sarcastic graphic tee. Zero further explanations. Add to cart — we won't ask why.