Cozy Sloth Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop
S / White
$32.00 USD
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Cozy Sloth Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop
$32.00 USD
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- Design by Teekop
- Premium wash graphic tee
- 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
- Heavyweight
- 100% combed cotton
- Unisex sizing
- Wider neck ribbing
- Brilliant print quality
- Ethically sourced garment
- Made-to-order by Teekop
Cozy Sloth Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop
Professional Homebody.
Full-time position. No commute. Benefits include the couch.
The robe goes on at 5pm and the day is officially over. Coffee in both hands, stars out the window, nowhere to be. This isn't a lazy weekend — it's a career with excellent hours.
Vintage engraved duck illustration in warm cream and charcoal on soft, garment-dyed cotton.
Made for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. Also a dangerously good gift for the friend who answers every text with the same screenshot of their last text.
One sarcastic graphic tee. Zero further explanations. Add to cart — we won't ask why.
Product Highlights
- The Design: Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot, thrift-store graphic style.
- Premium Canvas: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.
- Master-Grade Print: High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.
- Signature Teekop Branding: Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.
Specifications
| Material | 100% Heavyweight Cotton |
| Fit | Oversized / Boxy Fit |
| Vibe | Ironic Varsity / Meme Culture |
The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Teekop. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.
If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆
Made to Order Just for You
This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order by Teekop. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.
Estimated Delivery Time
| Shipping Method | Rate | Transit Time | Total Delivery Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard US Domestic | $6.99 | 7 to 10 business days | 8 to 13 business days |
| Priority US Domestic | $9.99 | 3 to 5 business days | 4 to 8 business days |
All Teekop products come from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
We ship in plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!