Cozy Duck Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop

Cozy Duck Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop

S / White
$32.00 USD
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Cozy Duck Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop

Cozy Duck Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop

$32.00 USD
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  • Design by Teekop
  • Premium wash graphic tee
  • 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
  • Heavyweight
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Wider neck ribbing
  • Brilliant print quality
  • Ethically sourced garment
  • Made-to-order by Teekop
Description

Cozy Duck Shirt - Professional Homebody Vintage Graphic Tee | Teekop

Professional Homebody.

Full-time position. No commute. Benefits include the couch.

The robe goes on at 5pm and the day is officially over. Coffee in both hands, stars out the window, nowhere to be. This isn't a lazy weekend — it's a career with excellent hours.

Vintage engraved duck illustration in warm cream and charcoal on soft, garment-dyed cotton.

Made for introverts, repeat-question survivors, and anyone whose answer hasn't changed since the first time they gave it. Also a dangerously good gift for the friend who answers every text with the same screenshot of their last text.

One sarcastic graphic tee. Zero further explanations. Add to cart — we won't ask why.

Product Highlights

  • The Design: Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot, thrift-store graphic style.
  • Premium Canvas: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.
  • Master-Grade Print: High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.
  • Signature Teekop Branding: Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.

Specifications

Material 100% Heavyweight Cotton
Fit Oversized / Boxy Fit
Vibe Ironic Varsity / Meme Culture

Mort has no plans. Mort has no problems. There may be a connection.

Director's Note: Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. Stop gatekeeping your neuroses and wear them like a badge of honor.

Size & Fit

The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Teekop. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Production & Shipping

Made to Order Just for You

This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order by Teekop. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.

Estimated Delivery Time

Shipping Method Rate Transit Time Total Delivery Time
Standard US Domestic $6.99 7 to 10 business days 8 to 13 business days
Priority US Domestic $9.99 3 to 5 business days 4 to 8 business days
Sustainability

All Teekop products come from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

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