Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee

Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee

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$32.00 USD
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Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
  • Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
  • Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
  • Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
  • Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
  • Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee
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Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee

$32.00 USD
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Made-to-order
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  • Design by Teekop
  • Premium wash graphic tee
  • 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
  • Heavyweight
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Wider neck ribbing
  • Brilliant print quality
  • Ethically sourced garment
  • Made-to-order by Teekop
Description

Professional Overthinker // Varsity Anxiety Tee

Because your brain has 47 tabs open and you can't find where the music is coming from.

Channel your inner trash panda with a satirical take on collegiate athletics for the undisputed champions of mental gymnastics. This Teekop exclusive is the official streetwear uniform for 3 AM doom-scrolling, drafting texts you'll never send, and romanticizing your existential dread.

Product Highlights

  • The Design: Classic vintage varsity arch typography framing the internet's favorite chaos mascot—a thoroughly stressed raccoon—rendered in a faded, thrift-store graphic style.
  • Premium Canvas: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.
  • Master-Grade Print: High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy.
  • Signature Teekop Branding: Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.

Specifications

Material 100% Heavyweight Cotton
Fit Oversized / Boxy Fit
Vibe Ironic Varsity / Meme Culture

Director's Note: Mass production is dead, just like our attention spans. This artifact is sustainably made-to-order in Brighton, CO, minimizing waste while maximizing your street-ready aesthetic. Stop gatekeeping your neuroses and wear them like a badge of honor.

Size & Fit

The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Teekop. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Production & Shipping

Made to Order Just for You

This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order by Teekop. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.

Estimated Delivery Time

Shipping Method Rate Transit Time Total Delivery Time
Standard US Domestic $6.99 7 to 10 business days 8 to 13 business days
Priority US Domestic $9.99 3 to 5 business days 4 to 8 business days
Sustainability

All Teekop products come from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

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