The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee

The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee

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$32.00 USD
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The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
  • The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
  • The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
  • The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
  • The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
  • The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee
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The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee

$32.00 USD
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Fast US shipping
Made-to-order
30-day defect guarantee
  • Design by Teekop
  • Premium wash graphic tee
  • 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
  • Heavyweight
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Wider neck ribbing
  • Brilliant print quality
  • Ethically sourced garment
  • Made-to-order by Teekop
Description

The "Slaying The Doomscroll" Tee

For when the algorithm is toxic but your fit is immaculate.

Welcome to the digital abyss. The "Slaying The Doomscroll" tee captures the exact mood of watching the world burn through a 6-inch screen while being way too exhausted to care. It's a Teekop exclusive, made-to-order artifact for the chronically online who treat dissociation as an extreme sport. Gatekeep your remaining serotonin and wear your burnout loud and proud.

Product Highlights

  • The Design: High-contrast neon cyber-graffiti typography framing a clinically depressed pop-art panda. Pure aesthetic apathy.
  • Premium Canvas: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton, pre-shrunk, boxy fit.
  • Master-Grade Print: High-definition DTG printing for long-lasting vibrancy, even when your social battery is sitting at 1%.
  • Signature Teekop Branding: Authentic logo placement for minimalist street credibility.

Specifications

Material 100% Heavyweight Cotton
Fit Oversized / Boxy Fit
Vibe Cyber-Burnout / Irony-Core

Director's Note: This artifact is strictly made-to-order. Why? Because mass production is a vibe killer and we're trying to save the planet you're currently doomscrolling about. Log off, touch grass, or just keep scrolling—at least you're dressed for the apocalypse.

Size & Fit

The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Teekop. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Production & Shipping

Made to Order Just for You

This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order by Teekop. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.

Estimated Delivery Time

Shipping Method Rate Transit Time Total Delivery Time
Standard US Domestic $6.99 7 to 10 business days 8 to 13 business days
Priority US Domestic $9.99 3 to 5 business days 4 to 8 business days
Sustainability

All Teekop products come from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

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